Via Kotaku.com:

A couple of days ago at a shopping mall likely quite close by Build-A-Bear Workshop started selling official Star Wars plushies, bear costumes and accessories. Let us ponder the evil gift possibilities.

Build-A-Bear used to be a place I stopped by now and then when a limited edition figure from a favorite animated series was released, but a recent birthday gift for my younger sister changed the way I look at these tiny plushie factories. In a random Facebook comment I mentioned jokingly that I was getting her a murder dog to celebrate the anniversary of her escaping my mother’s womb. She latched onto this fictional creature, and so I had to build one.

I chose a default tan dog, added the roaring sound chip for Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon and outfitted him in a pair of black rubber boots to keep his feet from getting covered in blood. Verifying that she is indeed my sister, she knew what the boots were for immediately “Oh how cute! Boots to keep his feet from getting bloody!”

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