Category Archives: Star Wars Humor

Christopher Pyne Fixes Star Wars In Hilarious Mash-up

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Via news.com.au:

Wars scene that depicts the Education Minister as one of Darth Vader’s cronies.

In the short clip Star Wars: Fixed, which was edited and uploaded to YouTube by ABC producer Huw Parkinson, Mr Pyne repeatedly reassures the Empire’s top military brass: “I’ve dealt with it.”

“I’m a fixer. I’ve fixed it,” he says with a grin on his face.
The mashup clip uses the most memorable outtakes from Mr Pyne’s calling himself “the fixer” on Sky News last week after his plan to deregulate the higher education sector was blocked in the Senate.

Mr Pyne took to social media this afternoon, jokingly posting that was ready to take on a starring role in the next Star Wars film.

“I’m available for Star Wars VII if JJ Abrams wants to know, “ he said.

STAR WARS BREAKFAST IDEAS

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Via Carrielle.com:

In our house, breakfast is probably our favorite meal. And by probably, I really mean, totally. Eggs, bacon, pancakes…the stuff dreams are made of, I tell you. The best part is that my kids actually eat breakfast, and there are rarely any tears over the food we eat. Rarely.

Every now and then, though, one of them throws a wrench in our well-laid breakfast plans. Let me set the scene:

The kids are sitting at the table, and we are having Breakfast for Dinner, which consists of scambled eggs, bacon, and french toast with powdered sugar. I set down a plate of food in front of Jack.

Jack: I don’t like eggs!

Me: What do you mean? You had eggs yesterday and asked for seconds!

Jack: I don’t like them anymore!

Me: Yes, you do!

Jack: Nooooooooo. I don’t.

Me: Yessss…you do.

Jack: {starts crying}

Me: Seriously? You ate eggs yesterday.

If you have young kids, I am sure this is familiar.

But here’s the thing: I 100% for a fact know that Jack likes eggs. He eats them all the time. We all love eggs in this family!

So to remind him that he likes eggs? I made a Star Wars breakfast. Because no one can turn down eggs in the shape of a TIE Fighter. Right?!

Click below to read the full article and get the recipes.

Awesome Star Wars Video Edits The Ewoks Out Of Return Of The Jedi

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Via Cinemablend.com:

Have you ever wondered what the conclusion of the Original Trilogy of Star Wars films would be like without those furry, cute, possibly cannibalistic teddy bears known as Ewoks? Well, someone on YouTube did and decided to proactively see what it would be like. Now, this slickly edited version of the explosive end for the evil Galactic Empire in the Battle of Endor, as depicted in 1983’s Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, gives us a context-shattering new perspective on what we’ve known.

Click below to read the full article and see the videos.

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