YN reader Tim S. reports in:

I found this Darth Vader kite at my local sporting good store, thus the reason why this toy might be so ludicrous, not much in the way of Star Wars toys in sporting goods, but I digress. When did the galaxies most powerful Sith Lord have wings and a tail and how is his lightsaber not cutting his wings in half ? I don’t know what I did more, laugh or cry when I saw this, but it’s ok, he has Barbie and the Minions to keep him company. Oh poor Darth Vader, what they won’t do to you for a buck !